mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

image

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doomyz:

when ppl u barely meet pull u into their drama like wtf

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dutchster:

flaccid dildo

(Source: lofaf)

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

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(Source: earlessness)

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filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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baracknobama:

why cant i see my abs i did two sit ups last year

(Source: baracknobama)

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(Source: hobolunchbox)

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tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

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"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul)

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jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the reasest shit

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jacobtheloofah:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

guardians of the galaxy looks amazing

(Source: looo-ch)

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(Source: drunkblogging)

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golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

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malefactum:

when straight people get tired of seeing straight people on TV all the time and white people get tired of seeing white people on TV all the time, that might be a sign that it’s time to change things up a bit

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